All Embracing But Underwhelming…

“I’m going to blow my horn whilst slitting my own throat.”
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“The deep dark secret of being a teacher is that it makes no real difference what you teach them. The deep dark secret of their being students is that they don’t believe you anyway.”
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“My children will be born dead.”
“My children will be conceived dead.”
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“We’re paid [...]

(Nota bene: For those who care, this was meant to go up a fortnight ago and I thought it had. Then again, no one actually cares all that much so…)
The major flaw in TV’s hit new series ‘Lost’ is that it isn’t clear, until the end of the season, that only a month occurs between [...]

Like Jack’s students students in my department also write bad poetry.