Congrats to our Josh, who has finally decided to legalise his co-existence with a woman. We will all be anxiously awaiting his first reports on that thing legal-bound couples are allowed to do; sexual intercourse. I fully expect his first post to start:

‘Why, if we were designed by a benevolent and loving god, would he put it in that location and at that angle?’

About Matthew Dentith

Author of "The Philosophy of Conspiracy Theories" (Palgrave Macmillan), Matthew Dentith wrote his PhD on epistemic issues surrounding belief in conspiracy theories. He is a frequent media commentator on the weird and the wonderful, both locally and internationally. On occasion he can be caught dreaming about wax lions but, mostly, it is rumoured he works for elements of the New World Order.