When natural disasters strike, people like to have someone to blame. Who better than the President of the United States of America?
We didn’t even get to cover a quarter of the candidate conspiracy theories for Hurricane Sandy. Here’s a list of other potential causes for the hurricane, courtesy of my good, enraged friend, Rageaholic:
Gay people Al Franken Taylor Swift Carly Rae Jepsen People who like Halloween Spongebob Squarepants Lesbians (possibly butch ones names sandy) Obama’s Pagan-Homosexual empire and their radical plot to gay-sexularise america