…and the robots came to visit today.
Shahin Maghsoudi, a former student of the Philosophy Department and Technical Director of robot-hosting.com has developed robots for use as lecturing assistants. Now I don’t know about you, but to me the idea of a robot lecturing assistant fills with me with images… Images of a mighty bloodbath as an endo-skeleton war-machine marches into a lecture hall. It pauses only briefly before killing the whelps and maiming anyone who dares to run away. A deathly silence falls over the room as it crushes the lecturer between its titanium thighs before stating, in its Vin Diesel voice, that now is the time to learn about Modus Ponens…
Before spraying the room with napalm.
That is a robot.
Which is why I must report with some degree of disillusionment that the robot I cheerfully went to see today (my Department is considering implementing them) was a Half-Life 2-esque character model.
And all she did was give out canned responses when you clicked on a box.
The future is arriving and it’s yesterday’s model.
I am on the second draft of ‘You Must Be’ and I have hit a snag; I now have two endings. One of these endings requires a slightly longer endgame whilst the other actually fits (I think) with the abrupt end I provided.
And I really don’t know how to choose between them.
Yet no matter what I choose, the first proper section of the story needs a complete rewrite.
The problem with deceit is that it is the ultimate weapon.
Take my â€˜lie.â€™ When things arenâ€™t going smoothly it becomes more than mere deceit. At these moments it is a potential weapon, the first article of war that burns within me.
And it only serves to make matters all the more worse.
As a weapon its power is legion. When she pisses me off it urges me to tell her. To reveal that I never intended to touch her hand that fateful night. To mention that what she takes to be the start of our relationship was just… an accident.
And that urge is pure vengeance.
The â€˜lieâ€™ now becomes a set of words, designed to hurt.
And what scares me is that I would use them without any regard for my own preservation…
Now she might shrug it off (given roses and chocolates and Baileys…). But no matter how happy we might then seem the â€˜lieâ€™ would live on.
In both of us.
And when the tables turn, and they would, she would use the â€˜lieâ€™ against me.
Because my words would fester in her heart from then on, and thus my vengeance would be the undoing of everything.
So much for the â€˜truth…â€™
Must write up notes on the last two series of ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.’ Or, at least, my reaction to the last ever episode.